Procrastination perfected

Things I found to do instead of writing the two sets of instructions due by morning:

• Ate the leftover baked cauliflower from dinner
• Caught up on my blog reader - which had 272 posts
• Discovered I enjoy Baazar magazine now as long as I don't think I'll be able to purchase anything in there
• Checked Facebook 33 times
• Played Solitaire until I win at least one game. Okay, two.
• Contemplated yet again a  more vegetarian diet and starting yoga
• Chased Winston and his Bear Bear
• Did a load of laundry. Oh, okay - at this moment in time I've only thought about doing that load. But I'm gonna. Really. 
• Made a list of the Christmas gifts I have purchased to make sure I'm really done buying.
• Started this blog post
• And then, and only then...I finally buckled down and started writing